website whets the public's appetite for the babies Brangelina with a portrait of 3-week-old Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon with proud parents, but reserves the remainder of the reported $14 million photo spread for its print edition, which is expected to be a big seller, both in advertising and circulation. (Glad to see that strategy is working for some media outlets.)

The 19-page "family album" includes shots of the other Brangelina progeny, including a picture of 2-year-old Shiloh (herself a $4 million baby) holding her little sister. (And it appears that People has held up its part of the bargain by not calling Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt by their tabloid moniker. We are under no such obligation. Brangelina. Brangelina. Brangelina.)